Alright, 2017 - you got me. You were a little rough on me and my family there at the end. We have been on your very 2017 rollercoaster, and we are 2017'd out!
Just in these last few weeks we have had a couple of rounds of severe and contagious illnesses pass through the family. One illness involved quite a bit of projectile vomiting. (Can I get a Lysol sponsorship here??)